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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Going viral on YouTube:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Making waves on YouTube:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

15 shares on X this month:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

22 shares on Discord this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Going viral on Discord:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Spotted on X:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Live now on WeChat:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Going viral on Messenger:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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