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Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Trending via Instagram:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Making waves on Threads:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Seen just now on X:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Broadcasted on X:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Spotted on YouTube:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Making waves on Discord:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

38 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Living la vida taco!

30 shares on Instagram this month:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

61 shares on Slack this month:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Just landed via YouTube:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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