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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Spotted on Threads:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Live now on Threads:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Spotted on Instagram:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Seen just now on Discord:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

63 shares on Discord this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Seen just now on Discord:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Happy new fear!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Spotted on Telegram:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Live now on WeChat:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Seen just now on Discord:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Going bananas on TikTok:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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