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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Seen just now on Twitch:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Trending via WeChat:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Making waves on Facebook:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Seen just now on Threads:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Making waves on Discord:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Trending via Discord:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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36 shares on WeChat this month:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

37 shares on X this month:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Freshly posted on X:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Just shared via YouTube:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Trending via YouTube:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Just landed via TikTok:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Just landed via Instagram:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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