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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Live now on Threads:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Trending via Instagram:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Making waves on Discord:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Reported on Threads:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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