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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just shared via Slack:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I wish I had a friend like me.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Live now on TikTok:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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