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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Seen just now on Slack:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Trending via TikTok:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Making waves on Slack:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Spreading quickly via X:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

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