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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I need a break from me.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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