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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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Making waves on YouTube:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Just landed via Reddit:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Just landed via Messenger:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Trending via WeChat:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Trending via Instagram:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Trending via Slack:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Going viral on X:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Just shared via Instagram:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Going viral on YouTube:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Going viral on X:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Shared recently on Threads:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Trending via Snapchat:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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