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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Funny first year quotes

Funny first year quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those unforgettable moments filled with laughter, surprises, and a little chaos 🎉😂 Whether it’s awkward milestones or hilarious lessons learned, these gems capture the wild ride of that very first year 🍼✨ Ready to smile, relate, and maybe even cringe a little? Let’s dive into the funniest first year moments that everyone can enjoy! 😄🎈

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6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Commentary:
"Being a parent is like being part of a never-ending reality show where you're both the audience and the star 🌟. It's amazing how much a baby can achieve in their first year, and you get a front-row seat for all the action… even at 3 a.m. 😴🤱 #ParentingPerks"

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Just landed via Threads:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Trending via Discord:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Live now on Snapchat:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Seen just now on Slack:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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