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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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6 months ago
Share →: Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Commentary:
"Whoever named them 'fitting rooms' clearly hasn't experienced the struggle of trying on clothes that refuse to cooperate! Maybe we should rename them 'misfitting rooms' or 'hopes-and-squeezes' instead! #FashionFails"
6 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! "