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Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Just shared via Reddit:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Going bananas on Twitch:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Just landed via Instagram:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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55 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m ready to try another planet.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Trending via Threads:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Spotted on Twitch:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Spotted on Facebook:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Spotted on Discord:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Making waves on Telegram:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Breaking via TikTok:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Breaking via Reddit:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Just shared via Reddit:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Breaking via Twitch:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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