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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Seen just now on Slack:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Going viral on Facebook:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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"Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! 😄 Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚢. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! 🌊☔️ #RegretfulArkBuilder"

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Going bananas on Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Making waves on TikTok:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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