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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Breaking via Reddit:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Live now on LinkedIn:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Trending via TikTok:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Just shared via Reddit:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Going viral on Reddit:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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