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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Going bananas on Telegram:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Trending via Discord:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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48 shares on WeChat this month:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

29 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Shared recently on X:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Going viral on Facebook:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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