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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Live now on Reddit:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Making waves on Facebook:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Shared recently on Messenger:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Going viral on Discord:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Trending via WeChat:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Freshly posted on Slack:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Making waves on Slack:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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