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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Going viral on WeChat:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Breaking via Instagram:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Spreading quickly via X:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Spotted on X:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Reported on Reddit:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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