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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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