Funny footsteps quotes

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”