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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Trending via Twitch:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Trending via WeChat:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Live now on WeChat:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Just landed via WeChat:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Making waves on Messenger:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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