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Netflix & by yourself.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Going viral on WeChat:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Live now on X:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Trending via Slack:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Seen just now on X:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Breaking via Discord:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Share →: There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Spotted on Twitch:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Making waves on Discord:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Just shared via TikTok:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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