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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Going viral on Instagram:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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