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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Breaking via WeChat:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Live now on X:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Just landed via X:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Live now on WeChat:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Making waves on YouTube:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Spotted on Messenger:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Going viral on Messenger:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Going viral on Facebook:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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