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Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Spotted on Twitch:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Going viral on Discord:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Spotted on Threads:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My brain has too many tabs open.

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Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Live now on Facebook:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Seen just now on X:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Spotted on Twitch:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Spotted on TikTok:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Going viral on Messenger:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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