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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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