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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Making waves on Messenger:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Spotted on TikTok:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Making waves on Discord:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Making waves on Discord:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Trending via X:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Reported on WhatsApp:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Seen just now on WeChat:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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