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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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