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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Broadcasted on X:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Going viral on Discord:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Making waves on Facebook:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Live now on Instagram:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Share →: The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Ah, the eternal conflict between seeking peace and courting adventure! 🌊🌙 Living in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory sounds like the perfect mix of tranquility and suspense. Who needs a cozy beach cottage when you can have a haunted mansion by the sea? Ghostly neighbors and mysterious sea monsters included! 👻🏝 #SpookyScenicViews

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Live now on Pinterest:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Just landed via Reddit:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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