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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Trending via Reddit:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Going viral on Discord:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

74 shares on X this month:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

27 shares on X this month:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

54 shares on X this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

91 shares on Threads this month:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Shared recently on Threads:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Just landed via TikTok:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Live now on Discord:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Going viral on TikTok:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

Making waves on Threads:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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