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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

37 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Live now on Messenger:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Making waves on Threads:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Trending via Instagram:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Going viral on WeChat:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Just landed via YouTube:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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