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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Just landed via WeChat:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Just shared via Discord:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Spotted on Slack:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Shared recently on X:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Going viral on YouTube:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Going viral on X:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Breaking via X:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

17 shares on Messenger this month:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

56 shares on X this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I only drink when I people.

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Making waves on Discord:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Just shared via X:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Freshly posted on X:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Making waves on Discord:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Making waves on Threads:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Spotted on WeChat:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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