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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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