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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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