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Meow means woof in cat.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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60 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

58 shares on TikTok this month:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Live now on Messenger:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Just landed via X:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Spotted on Reddit:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Shared recently on X:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Making waves on Slack:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Live now on Slack:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Making waves on Messenger:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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