Funny heart surgery quotes

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.