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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Funny helium quotes

Funny helium quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the science of the squeaky voice and floating balloons 🎈😂 Whether you’ve ever inhaled helium at a party or just love silly wordplay, these witty lines will lift your spirits high 🌟🗣️ Get ready to giggle and feel as buoyant as a helium-filled balloon soaring through the sky! 🎉🎈

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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