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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Trending via Snapchat:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Going viral on X:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Going viral on Threads:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Just landed via Instagram:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Just landed via X:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Seen just now on Discord:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Reported on Snapchat:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Just shared via YouTube:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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