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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Breaking via Reddit:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Reported on YouTube:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Reported on X:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Just landed via Threads:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Spotted on X:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Trending via Threads:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Spotted on YouTube:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Spotted on YouTube:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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