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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tested positive for being single af

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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