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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Going viral on X:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Spotted on Threads:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Just landed via Slack:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Seen just now on Discord:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Live now on Twitch:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Spotted on Instagram:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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