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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Trending via Facebook:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Just shared via X:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Just landed via Twitch:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Just landed via Telegram:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Going viral on TikTok:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Trending via TikTok:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Shared recently on X:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Breaking via Telegram:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Live now on Slack:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Just landed via Facebook:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Reported on Snapchat:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Making waves on Threads:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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