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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Trending via Telegram:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Just landed via Threads:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Trending via WhatsApp:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Seen just now on X:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Just shared via Facebook:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Making waves on Discord:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Breaking via Facebook:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Spotted on Threads:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Just shared via Pinterest:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Seen just now on X:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Just landed via Facebook:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Making waves on TikTok:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Going viral on Telegram:

I need a massage for my brain.

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