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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Going viral on Discord:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Breaking via WeChat:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

31 shares on Slack this month:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Breaking via Slack:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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