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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Just shared via Twitch:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Live now on LinkedIn:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Spotted on YouTube:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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