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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Making waves on TikTok:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Going viral on Messenger:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Just shared via Threads:

Not again. I mean good morning.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Just landed via YouTube:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Spotted on TikTok:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Trending via Threads:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Going viral on Reddit:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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