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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Live now on Threads:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Just shared via Telegram:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Breaking via Threads:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Trending via Facebook:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Trending via Messenger:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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82 shares on Telegram this month:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

94 shares on Threads this month:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Spotted on Twitch:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

They’re making me do work at work.

Seen just now on Discord:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Seen just now on X:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Making waves on Twitch:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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