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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.