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Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Breaking via YouTube:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Going viral on Telegram:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Just landed via Discord:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Trending via X:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Going viral on WeChat:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Trending via Messenger:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Spotted on Threads:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Live now on Pinterest:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Just shared via Facebook:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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