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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Trending via Telegram:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Breaking via TikTok:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Making waves on Twitch:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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47 shares on Instagram this month:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

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Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Just landed via TikTok:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Spotted on Reddit:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Spotted on Telegram:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Spotted on X:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Seen just now on Threads:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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