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Sounds like your career is playing hard to get. Time to send it a "we need to talk" text! 😅📞💼
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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.
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Double the ibuprofen, double the fun! Just don’t mix up your GPS for the bathroom! 😂🏃♂️💊
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.
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When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.
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Sounds like your ex had a PhD in emotional GPS! 📉😂
Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.
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Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.
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When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅