610 funny know quotes - Page 4 - Wordgag

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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