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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Going viral on Threads:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Live now on Pinterest:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Going viral on Twitch:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Spotted on Discord:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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