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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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