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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Just landed via Twitch:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Broadcasted on Discord:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Live now on Messenger:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Making waves on X:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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11 shares on Telegram this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

84 shares on X this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Spotted on X:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Shared recently on Slack:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Shared recently on TikTok:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Just landed via X:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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